Monday 10 March 2014

G.E.P JOKES

1.       A Prof. was travelingby boat, on their way, he asked the sailor, do you know biology? Ecology?Zoology? Embraelogy? Epidemology? The sailor said No, then the Prof. got angryand said what hell do you know? You will die of illiteracy. One hour later, theboat started sinking. The sailor looked at the Prof. and said; do you knowswimmingology and escapology from sharkology? The Prof said NO, then the sailorsaid well the that means crocodilogy will eat your headology and you willdielogy with your knowledgeology because of your mouthology. LOL!

2.       A group of Japanese invented a machine for capturing thieves, they took itout to different countries for a test:
@ USA, it caught 20theives in 30 minutes
@ Ghana, it caught  6,000 theives in 10minutes
@ Uganda, it caught20,000 theives in 7minutes
And when they took it to Nigeria, they stole the machine in 5minutes. LOL!

3.       I was made the manager of a hotel, one day a lady and a young guy came to lodge for a day-break, I told them that we don’t accept that in the hotel according to the policy of the hotel as a God-fearing Company in order to avoid corruption. But the woman pleaded so much with me, telling me that the young guy is her son, and may looking at the woman, she’s old enough to mother the guy, then I permitted them to lodge, in the next 30 minutes, I told my receptionist to go and check if the guy is really her son, my receptionist went and came back, telling me that the guy is really her son, I asked her, how do you know, she said that when she piped into the room, she saw the guy sucking the woman’s breast. LOL!

4.       A man’s dog died, and the man cherished this dog so much, because of the love the man has for his dog, he decided to have a Christian burial ceremony for his dog, hence he has the money. When he gets to his Pastor, he told the Pastor that he want the church to conduct a burial ceremony for his dog, the Pastor told him that the church can’t do that for just a dog, may be he should check for another church by road side, the man accepted and ask “But Pastor, do you know if 1 million naira would be small for the church to collect for the burial? As the Pastor hear 1 million naira, the Pastor, said to the man, Gush!Brother, you never told me that the dog was a Christian. LOL!

5.       Akpos went to church, when the Pastor was preaching, he asked, if you wantto go heaven raise up your hand, everybody raised up their hands but Akpos refused to raise his hand, when Pastor discovered and asked him why are you not raising your hand, Akpos answered the Pastor that his mother ordered him to get back home immediately after the service. LOL!

6.       Akpos went to school, when the class teacher gave the students a class work to draw a goat that was eating grass, then after the given time, all the students submitted their exercise books, the teacher started marking the class work,when she gets to Akpos book, she searched the whole exercises but she didn’t see any class work, she asked Akpos where didn’t you do the class work I gave to the class? Akpos answered; Aunty, I drew a goat that was eating grass, may the goat has finished eating the grass and ran away. LOL!

ABOUT THE PRESIDENT / CEO/ FOUNDER OF G.E.P.

KING SUCCESS CHUKWUEMEKA EMMANUEL (KING S.C.E.) is a native of Ezihe/Eleke Village in Dimagu Autonomous Community - Isiekenesi, Ideato South Local Government Area, Imo State of Nigeria. He’s presently a Public Administrative Student of Akanu Ibiam Federal Polytechnic Unwana, Ebonyi State, Nigeria. A bonafide member of Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN), Directors Guild of Nigeria (DGN) and Association of Movie Practitioners (AMP), all in Ebonyi State Chapter.



KING S.C.E. was born on Friday, 22nd of October, 1990 at Ijeoma Maternity Home, Oyigbo, Rivers State, Nigeria. He’s the 4th son and the 5th child of his family. He comes from a Christian home and he grew up in a humble background of his family.



KING S.C.E. started his entertainment life with football right from his primary 3 class, he really loved football and he’s very good at it. He started dreaming about entertainment right from his childhood and often wished to be found greatly in entertainment field. He plays football very well and has captained lots of Football Clubs, won all his matches, carried lots of cups in competitions but only to win a medal until he discovered other of his entertainment talents like Acting, Dancing, Singing and Martial Arts at his 11 years old when he was in Junior Secondary School One. He then started doing exploits in other of his entertainment skills like Acting, Dancing, Singing and Martial Art. Some years after, he went ahead to do other exploits in Movie Crew Works like Artistic Directing, Continuity, Props/Set, Set Directing, Movie Producing, Story Writing and Screen-playing, which gave him the privilege to set-up Aims, Visions, Missions and Objectives in the movie productions and entertainment world at large.



KING S.C.E. is a Talented Entertainer; he has trained lots of Great-Stars in entertainment world today. He’s very good in entertainment industry and often drives joy while being in entertainment ground.



Inspite his level in entertainment world, yet he’s often humble to learn even from his Junior Artistes, he really has all the qualities of a Good Entertainer and promising to always give out the best in him, even to those whom have already been classified as the best; which made him embrace a name called “The King of the Best”.



KING S.C.E. has written some scripts, viz; The True Game, Cessation of Melancholy, Power of the Tongue, The Mystery of Vow, etc. And he has also written some books, viz; Juvenile Delinquency, Simple Steps to Exploit, Truth about Faithfulness, etc.



KING S.C.E. is the President, CEO & Founder of Great-stars Entertainment Production in Oyigbo, Rivers State, Nigeria.  He founded the Production together with a Present Movie Star called Precious C. Joseph on Saturday, 24th day of October, 2009 and the production has gone far and well in producing a lot of interesting movies, music and projecting lots of hidden and up-coming talented stars in the world.



KING S.C.E. is very wise, humbly, obedient, discipline, brilliant, intelligent, understanding, faithful, caring, social, loving, softhearted, gentle, handsome and God-fearing. He has a good body structure without any deformity. He also has a good personality which every body positively talks about. He’s too emotional and a little bit hot-tempered but his anger last just for a moment.



KING S.C.E. has a good personality that highly yields him a total affectionate attribute which made any being that comes across him to love him and often talks good about him.



One little thing about KING S.C.E. is that: what you think that would make him angry is what he will play with, but what you think that would not really annoy him is the most thing that would provoke him and even made him mad at you.



KING S.C.E. became a Martial Art Practitioner in the year 2004 in a private Martial Art Club and he later joined International Heroes Institute of Mixed Martial Arts (iHIOMMA), Oyigbo Branch, in Oyigbo, Rivers State of Nigeria, where he further his Martial Art Practices which he takes as one of the means of entertainment.



KING S.C.E. has this spirit of Leadership and Good Administration in him; he is the National Secretary of National Youth Council (NYC) of the Cherubim and Seraphim Church of Christ (Worldwide), he is the Financial Secretary of the Youth Council in Cherubim and Seraphim Church of Christ Oyigbo Headquarters, he is the Assistant Secretary of Organization of African Indigenous Churches (OAIC) Oyigbo Chapter, he is the Secretary of the Ecclesiastical Committee in Cherubim and Seraphim Church of Christ (Worldwide), he is the Chief Parade Commandant of Army of Salvation Band of the Cherubim and Seraphim Church of Christ Oyigbo Headquarters and he is the President/CEO/Founder of Great-stars Entertainment Production, he is the President of Ezihe Youths Association (EYA) in his town and the Assistant Director of De-Zionites Entertainment (DZE) Oyigbo.

In the year 2013, he brought about the taught of restoring the entertainment glory of Oyigbo, of which he was one of the Directors in Oyigbo that pioneered the inauguration of Oyigbo Directors Association (O.D.A.) as a medium of visualizing the dream of restoring the entertainment of glory of Oyigbo and so he was made the President of Oyigbo Directors Association (ODA).

KING S.C.E. was made the Assistant Coach of International Heroes Institute of Mixed Martial Arts (iHIOMMA) Headquarters in Oyigbo, Rivers State, Nigeria as at Sunday 4th May May, 2014. 

Due to the love he has for Martial Arts and due to his observation of how Martial Arts Practitioners are being humiliated in the vicinity, he then set up a Special Team called SPECIAL COMBATANTS OF iHIOMMA (S.C.I.) in order to fight against terrorists and maintain a brother's keeper in iHIOMMA hood so as to prevent his fellow fighters from touts and cultists intimidation and thereby upholding the glory of iHIOMMA under the Presidency of Hero Samson C. Okorie.


KING S.C.E. VISION:

To become the king of the best and the best of my kind through hardwork and God’s grace, just to enable the world to take me as a mentor, a hero and a king worthy of emulation.



KING S.C.E. MISSION:

To go round the world and seek for the hidden talented kings and queens, assist them in building up their hidden talents and helping them to do exploit in their talented fields.



KING S.C.E. AIM & OBJECTIVE:

To create distinguishable characteristics in the field of entertainment (movie and music production), legal practice and political overview in our society and the world at large.



KING S.C.E. LIKES:

I like movies, music, understanding, caring, challenge, braveness, socialism humility and God-fearing.



KING S.C.E. DISLIKES:

I dislike loneliness, pretence, cowardness, disobedience, pomposity, hard-heartedness, carelessness, embarrassment, harassment and waywardness.



KING S.C.E. FAVOURITES:

My favourite food is Rice & Beans

My favourite sport is Kick-boxing

My favourite movie is Action and Adventure

My favourite music is Gospel

My favourite dance is Gospel

My favourite book is “Journey to Make Heaven” by Success Emmanuel

My favourite quote is “If you can’t stand for anything; you die for nothing”

My favourite attire is Corporate

My favourite mode is Quietness



KING S.C.E. HOBBIES:

Acting, Dancing, Kick-boxing, Singing, Script-writing, Research, Movie/Music Directing, Browsing, Reading and Football.



KING S.C.E. PROFESSION:

He's presently a Public Administrative Student of Akanu Ibiam Federal Polytechnic Unwana, Ebonyi State, Nigeria.

To know more about him, visit: www.kingsce1.webs.com

THE BREIF HISTORY OF G.E.P. AND THE LITTLE BOASTING RIGHTS OF SUCCESS C. EMMANUEL DURING HIS REGIME AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE INDUSRY.

Date: 13th October, 2013.


2009, I founded the industry as a theatre, and named it Young Stars Entertainment Club (YSEC), with the total assistance of my closed friend Precious C. Joseph whom was always there for me. Then on that same year, I was made the President and Precious the Director. During our regime, Alexander Sandy was the Assistant Director and Stephen Woodman was the Vice President. That same year, I change the YSEC to YSEP i.e. Young Stars Entertainment Production with the motto: Great Love and Unity. And the rehearsal ground was founded by me.


2010, we lost our rehearsal ground and I officially appealed to Morning Star School and God granted us success to be using the school for our rehearsals through the help of one of our Artistes - Chijioke Ike (a.k.a. Padoski), whom was a student of the school. Then we dissolved the post of Presidentship and its Vice with the childish though that we were then an industry and industry haves Director as the overall. Then I was made the Director of the Industry and I changed the name to Great-Stars Entertainment Production with the motto: Best Place to Excel in Creativity. Then I single handedly registered the industry under Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC), Abuja. The registration certificate was issued to me with the registration number RV123351, confirming the industry to be legalized under the Federal Government of Nigeria with the sum of N20,000.00 only. It wasn’t an easy process, but it was fairly actualized with the help of my legal experience during my stay as the Legitimate Secretary in the Law Firm of P. C. Anene & Co., Dominion Chambers and by the unfailing Gods Grace upon me. Then I designed a Logo, Identity Card and Membership Form for the industry.


2011, I wrote a story, screen-played and produced it for the industry. I designed website, open e-mail address and facebook page for the industry.


2012, we lost our rehearsal ground and I officially appealed to Christus Int’l School and God granted us success to be using the school as our rehearsals ground. Within a period of six months, we lost the rehearsal ground and I immediately appealed to Rapid Result Academy and God granted us that same name SUCCESS and that is where we are using now for rehearsals, which I know that God will from here and catapult us to our private rehearsal ground with a short period of time. That same 2012, I screen-played the story of David Ezeja and tried producing the story but couldn’t, due to some little financial challenges. I wrote a nice entertainment handout for the industry which comprises of the theoretical part of acting, dancing and general entertainment. I gave awards of merit to the best actor, best actress, best dancer, most humble artiste, best director, best joker and best singer of the year 2012 on our end of year party. I underwent my Set Directing training under Sir Henry C. Emeka whom taught me how to direct a movie, and I promised to always honour him wherever I go because if I should stand as a Set Director today, it’s by the tutorials and enhancement he gave to me towards set directing.


2013, I declared no shooting in order to make the industry standard and equipped and to know the real members of the industry because many came because of the movie production we proposed as at 2012. I opened a Great-star branch at Ndoki and made my Location Manager - Goodluck Fred the Director of the branch and currently processing to have another branch at Lagos which one of my Artistes called Davies is yet to be inaugurated as the Director of the branch.

2013, I fought for unity amongst the theatres in Oyigbo, of which I have no other means of achieving it than to establish and organization called Oyigbo Directors Association (O.D.A.). Having the motive of restoring the glory of Oyigbo in the field of entertainment and artistic skills at large. Although, we are still coming up to the climax and I thanked God that my fellow wise Directors assisted me, because left for me, I wouldn’t achieve it alone.


During my regime as the Director of G.E.P., I created a room for Artiste Hunt, going round in and outside the city to hunt for talented artistes, bringing them into the industry and enhancing them on what entertainment is all about. I designed entertainment flyers, posters, handbills and advertised the industry on facebook in order to hunt the talented artistes. I also awarded scholarship of free membership to those whom money intended to hinder from becoming legal members of the industry by using my money to purchase Identity Cards, Forms and Handouts for them. I also engaged in preaching about entertainment to people and converting them to entertainment world.

I trained up numerous actors and actresses that would never fail me in entertainment world. I also trained up Directors that artistes would be proud of. I trained up Directors that would never fail me in the entertainment world.


During my regime as the Director of G.E.P., I didn’t engaged in frequently taking my artistes out for stage shows or stage competitions because I don’t want them to be possessed with the spirit of stage performances and exhibitions, rather I want them to be perfectly equipped in order to stand-out for the opportunities that would catapult them to the climax they ought to be in entertainment would. And this made some of my busy-body artistes to ignorantly have the thought that I don’t want them to excel nor be exposed.


During my regime as the Director of G.E.P., I don’t send my artistes out for auditions because I believed that my artistes are highly equipped to be hired for production proper and not to be called for auditioning. But this also made some of my busy-body artistes to ignorantly have the thought that I don’t want them to excel quickly.


During my regime as the Director of G.E.P., I hosted A JOINT REHEARSAL in the month of May, 2013 which all the theatres in Oyigbo came and rehearsed with us. It was very successful and that was the platform of Oyigbo Directors Association (O.D.A.).

During my regime as the Director of G.E.P., I was indeed very humble, obedient, disciplined, understanding, caring, loving, helpful, social, playful, advisable and respectful to all my artistes, both big and small. I never discriminated and above all, I was faithful and always there for my artistes whenever they need me. (MANY BOASTING RIGHTS BUT TO MENTION FEW).


With these entire brief history and little boasting rights of mine and with the perfect thought of mine in believing the fact that whomsoever I have in mind as the heir apparent to my directorship shall do greater works than the ones I have done. And the person is not other person than Akpan, Emmanuel Timiepi.  Then the directorship was handed over to Akpan, Emmanuel Timiepi on Sunday, the 13th day of October, 2013. But within just a month time, Akpan, Emmanuel Timiepi started malfunctioning over the post given to him, the the industry started going down until January, 2014 when he indicated his incompetency to handle the position then on Sunday, the 12th day of January, 2014, the DIRECTORSHIP of GREAT-STARS ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION was given to ALEXANDER, SAMSON SANDY by the PRESIDENT - EMMANUEL, SUCCESS CHUKWUEMEKA.

That is to say, ALEXANDER, SAMSON SANDY is now the DIRECTOR of GREAT-STARS ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION and ever since his regime, the industry is moving well.

TO GOD BE THE GLORY!
 



SUCCESS C. EMMANUEL (AGN, DGN, AMP, ODA)
President / Founder / CEO
Great-stars Entertainment Production (G.E.P.)